Comedy Will Always Be Central

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators

For The Past Seventeen Years I Have Been Experimenting With Lager. I Am A Lager User And One Drug Leads To Another. If You Do Lager, As Night Follows Day, You'll End Up Doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Books Are The Key. A Book Cannot Be Accessed From Afar. You Have To Hold It, You Have To Read It.

We've All Got To Look At Ourselves, Start With Yourself, That's All You Can Do. I Believe That We Can Act Responsibly As A Group, It's Just That There Are Vested Interests Telling Us Not To Bother.

The Worst Thing About Being A Great Power Is When You're Not One Any More. It Takes Centuries To Get Over It.