I Don't Always Vote In

I Remember Being Fascinated By The Very Nature Of Comedy From The Age Of 10; Why Is This Funny, And That Isn't?

Am I Allowed To Call Myself Working-class Now? Because Obviously I'm Now Very Rich.

I'll Never Forget My First Experience Of Swede. It Was At School And I Thought I Was Getting Mashed Potato. I've Never Got Over It.

On My First Day In New York A Guy Asked Me If I Knew Where Central Park Was. When I Told Him I Didn't, He Said: Do You Mind If I Mug You Here?

I Looked At Longevity In Show Business When I Was About 13, And The People Who Seemed To Have Longevity Were The Ones Who'd Spent Quite A Bit Of Time Learning About What They Were Doing Before They Made It.