I Don't Wanna Wrestle Big

This Is My Life, This Is My Passion, This Is All I Got.

Welcome To The New Raw!

And Right Now, You Two Jackwagons Are Right In The Middle Of My Living Room And I'm Coming To Take Out The Trash.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

... There's Been A Lot Of Balls That Have Been Pounding In That End Zone.