Welcome To The New Raw!

I Don't Play A Character. It's Totally Just An Extension Of Myself.

Heath Slater, Or The Chick From Wendy's

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

This Is My Life, This Is My Passion, This Is All I Got.

I'm A Huge Car Guy, I Cannot Wait To See It [ferrari World]. I Hear There Is Also Unbelievable Golf Which I'd Like To Sample And I'm Looking Forward To Seeing What The Gym Facilities Are Like