I Don't Think Of Myself

I Look At Improvising As A Prolonged Game Of Chess. There's An Opening Gambit With Your Pawn In A Complex Game I Have With One Character, And Lots Of Side Games With Other Characters, And Another Game With Myself - And In Each Game You Make All These Tiny, Tiny Moves That Get You To The Endgame.

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

For My Wife And I, The Challenge Is To Not Make Every Day The Best Day Possible Because It's Not Realistic.

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.