I Am A Patriot And

Once I Moved To Chicago And Started Trying To Get Acting Jobs, I Just Tended To Book More Things That Were Comedically Based Than Anything Else. I Never Had The Preconceived Notion, "i Will Be A Comedic Actor." I Just Thought, "i'll Go Into Acting And See What Kind Of Work I Can Get."

I Think Ultimately, When You Believe Somebody Is Going Through A Situation And It's Either Awkward Or Ridiculous, But You Believe It, That Can Be Funny.

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.

Reading A Book, Watching A Movie, Going To A Play, It's Transporting, And Very, Very Exciting. And To Be A Part Of That, Creating Things With Your Imagination, Whoa.