I Don't Think I've Got

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its Own Independence.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.