I Don't Remember The First

I Was A Really Bad Kid. Then, I Got Sweet As I Got Older.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.