I Want To Do Dramas.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.