I Don't Necessarily Think Of

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.