I Don't Mind Seeing Two

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

The Hardest Thing About Moving To California From Connecticut Was Just Missing My Family. If I Went Back, It Would Be Just Because I Was Homesick.