I Don't Mean I'd Mind

I've Tried To Believe, But I Don't, I Can't, And There's No Use Pretending.

I'm Not A Character In Any Of My Books.

When I Am Writing, I Try To Do It Five Hours A Day But I Spend About Two Of Those Just Fooling Around.

If A Man Doesn't Like Baseball, Then He Must Like Horses, And If He Doesn't Like Either Of Them, Well, I'm In Trouble Anyway: He Don't Like Girls.

Some Prisons Don't Allow Guitar Because The Strings Can Be Detached And Used As Weapons.