I Don't Like The Word

Even If Times Are Tough And You're Enduring A Terrible Heartache, It's Important To Focus Your Anger On A Vibrator, Not Another Person.

[late-night Host] Is Not Really A Job For A Woman. You Can't Have Kids And Be A Late-night Host.i Mean Samantha Bee Has Children, But You're There All Day And All Night. No One Has A Life Outside Of It. I Would Never Try To Have A Family. I Care Much More About A Career Anyway, Than Having A Family, So That's My Own Prerogative. It's Just Not Something That A Woman.

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.

Is Heather Mcdonald Your Best Friend? You Better Get A New One.

The Important Thing Is To Be Drunk.