I Don't Laugh At Me.

My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

My Hobbies Are Run-on Sentences.

It's Important I Surround Myself With People Who Make Me Happy.