I Don't Know What's More

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.

I'm Afraid Of A Couple Things. I'm Afraid Of Getting Caught Up In Other People's Expectations, Because I Feel Like That's An Ongoing Battle.

Lifetime Is Television For Women. Yet For Some Reason, There's Always A Woman Getting Beaten On That Channel. "in A Lifetime Original, Meredith Baxter-berney Gets Beaten With A Rod. In A Lifetime Original, Rod."

My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.