I Don't Know What People

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!