I Don't Know Anything About

I Did Study Shakespeare, That Was Sort Of My Thing; I Got A Literature A-level, Which Is My Only Claim To Academic Fame.

My Arrest Was On Every Bloody Tv Set. The Other Prisoners All Knew Who I Was And Asked Me To Sing.

When I See Bacon, I See A Pig, I See A Little Friend, And That's Why I Can't Eat It. Simple As That.

I'm Not Religious, But I'm Very Spiritual.

John's Time And Effort Were, In The Main, Spent On Pretty Honorable Stuff. As For The Other Side, Well, Nobody's Perfect, Nobody's Jesus. And Look What They Did To Him.