I'm Not Religious, But I'm

This Is The First Time I've Ever Played The Grammys. I Finally Passed The Audition.

Most People Don't Know That I Invented The Selfie.

The Medical Argument For Animal Testing Doesn't Stand Up. Even If It Did, I Don't Think We Should Kill Other Species. We Think We're So Much Better; I'm Not Sure We Are. I Tell People, We've Beaten Into Submission Every Animal On The Face Of The Earth, So We Are The Clear Winners Of Whatever Battle Is Going On Between The Species. Couldn't We Be Generous? I Really Do Think It's Time To Get Nice. No Need To Keep Beating Up On Them. I Think We've Got To Show That We're Kind.

A Hundred Years From Now, People Will Listen To The Music Of The Beatles The Same Way We Listen To Mozart.

Bend Like The Willow, Winds Gonna Blow You Hard And Cold Tonight. Life As It Happens, Nobody Warns You, Willow Hold On Tight.