I Don't Have Dinner Parties

My Best Pick-up Line Is "my Name Is Hugh Hefner."

I'm Very Comfortable With The Nature Of Life And Death, And That We Come To An End. What's Most Difficult To Imagine Is That Those Dreams And Early Yearnings And Desires Of Childhood And Adolescence Will Also Disappear. But Who Knows? Maybe You Become Part Of The Eternal Whatever.

The Notion That Playboy Exploited Women, Because We Showed Them In Beautiful Photographs, Sexually Oriented, Strikes Me As Rather Bizarre.

Power Has Not Corrupted Me. I Have Not Become Jaded. I Wake Up Every Day Well Aware Of My Good Fortune, Loving The Work I Do, Loving My Life, Realizing That Life Is A Crapshoot And I'm On A Roll Second To None.

It's Very Difficult To Censor Anything Anymore.