My Best Pick-up Line Is

Over The Course Of My Life I've Had More Than My Fair Share Of Romantic Relationships With Wonderful Women, Many Moved On To Live Happy, Healthy, And Productive Lives, And I'm Pleased To Say Remain Dear Friends Today. Sadly, There Are A Few Who Have Chosen To Rewrite History In An Attempt To Stay In The Spotlight. I Guess, As The Old Saying Goes: You Can't Win 'em All!

Did You Know That I Almost Called The Magazine Stag Party And The Symbol Was Originally Going To Be A Stag? I Changed My Mind Just Before We Went To Press, Thank God. Somehow, It Wouldn't Have Been The Same. Can You Imagine A Chain Of Key Clubs Staffed By Beautiful Girls Wearing Antlers?

The Difference Between Marilyn Monroe And The Early Pamela Anderson Is Not That Great. What's Amazing Is That The Taste Of American Men And International Tastes In Terms Of Beauty Have Essentially Stayed The Same. Styles Change, But Our View Of Beauty Stays The Same.

I Had A Stroke In 1985... I Called It A "stroke Of Luck." I Said, "life Is Like A Train Trip. You're Looking Out The Window And Everything Is Whipping Past And You're Not Really Seeing Anything, And You Need To Get Off The Train And Walk Around A Bit."

I Suggested That Sex Was Not The Enemy, That Violence Was The Enemy, That Nice Girls Like Sex.