I Don't Have A Waist:

Women Are Usually Only Interesting To Studio Executives When They Are Fecund, Between The Ages Of 15 And 30. I Decided To Get Through The Really Tough Patch, Around 50, By Just Cutting My Price And Playing Ten Years Older. I Didn't Want To Have To Wait Until I Was An Old Lady To Play One.

A Critic Is Someone Who Never Actually Goes To The Battle, Yet Who Afterwards Comes Out Shooting The Wounded.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

Sweat Makes Good Friendship Cement.

I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This Morning. I Tend Not To Wear It Unless I'm Getting Highly Paid.