A Critic Is Someone Who

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

I Think The 20s Are A Vastly Overrated Decade. We Promise Kids That Once They Get Out Of School, Life Will Begin And Their Dreams Will Come True. But Then Comes The Struggle.

I'm Interested In Playing Old Ladies Because I Am Becoming One. And I Want To Become A Very Good One!

Both My Parents Were Actors. I Was Schooled To Think That Acting Was An Important Social Service, That It Was Something That Human Beings Need.