I Don't Have A Brother

Look At All The Minorities Around Here! I'm The Only Majority.

Everything That People Say Is Testable.

When I Was First Divorced, I Started Dating Younger Women, And It Was Really Exciting. But After A While I Was Like, 'this Is Just Dumb.'

If You Think Everything You've Done Is Great, You're Probably Dumb.

Maybe God Is An Asshole...of Course Not, He's Not An Asshole, He's Imaginary.