I Don't Do One Show

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.

That's The Great Thing About Having Your Friends Around You. I've Known These Guys Forever. I Really Enjoy Their Company Just As People. You Couldn't Ask For A Better Work Environment.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.