I Don't Care About People

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Granddaughter Of The Hiltons. I Want To Be Known As Paris.

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

When Paris Has To Pee, Paris Has To Pee!

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.