I Don't Believe In Dying.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.