I Do Not Think That

[on Orson Welles:] When I Talk To Him, I Feel Like A Plant That's Been Watered.

Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I Just Know What To Do With Them.

I, Personally, Liked The Legend.

Careful Grooming May Take Twenty Years Off A Woman's Age, But You Can't Fool A Flight Of Stairs.

I Was Raised Almost Entirely On Turnips And Potatoes, But I Think That The Turnips Had More To Do With The Effect Than The Potatoes.