Darling, The Legs Aren't So

I Was Raised Almost Entirely On Turnips And Potatoes, But I Think That The Turnips Had More To Do With The Effect Than The Potatoes.

You Can't Live Without Illusions, Even If You Must Fight For Them.

Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold. It's Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He Sends Not Diamonds Pearls Or Riches But The Love And Trust Of Friends. It Is The Friends You Can Call Up At 4 A.m. That Matter.

A Man Would Prefer To Come Home To An Unmade Bed And A Happy Woman Than To A Neatly Made Bed And An Angry Woman.

In America, Sex Is An Obsession, In Other Parts Of The World It's A Fact.