I Do Like To Start

I Have To Say, I'm Really Not That Attractive. Until I Met My Husband, I Could Not Get A Date.

I Got A Fan Letter On The Back Of A Prison Menu. And I Remember Thinking, 'well, They Get Pie. It's Not So Bad. They Get Pie On The Weekends.' I Want To Say Blueberry And Also A Boston Cream Pie. Not So Bad.

Just Say Yes And You'll Figure It Out Afterwards.

This Week, Penny Collector Gene Sukie Went To The Bank And Cashed In Ten Thousand Pounds Of Pennies He Had Collected Over 34 Years, Which Were Worth Over Fourteen Thousand Dollars. And, Of Course, I Was In Line Behind Him.

It's Harder To Make Something Good When You Can't Curse All The Time.