I Do Have A Self-censor;

When The President During The Campaign Said He Was Against Nation Building, I Didn't Realize He Meant Our Nation.

To Ask Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Conservative Or Liberal Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al-qaida Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. It's - I Think They Might Use Too Much Oil In Their Hummus - But It's The Wrong Question.

For 35 Years I Was A Writer. I Wrote A Lot Of Jokes. Some Of Them Weren’t Funny. Some Of Them Weren’t Appropriate. Some Of Them Were Downright Offensive. I Understand That.

Why Don't We Focus On What Afghan Women Can Do? They Can Cook, Bear Children, And Pray. As I Recall, That Was Fine For Our Grandmothers.

Minnesotans Lost Their Jobs Because The Credit Rating Agencies Didn't Do The Only Job They're Supposed To Have, The Only Job They Had, Which Is To Give Accurate, Objective Ratings To Financial Products.