I Do Have A Regard

Our Basic Fundamental Desires Are Overly Stimulated. A Friend Of Mine Said, "you Have A Generation Of People That Have Been Accidentally Marketed To."

If You Strip Away Self-effacement, Charm And The Spirit Of Mischief-qualities That Make Determination And Ambition Tolerable- You're Left With A Right Ar**hole.

It Would Have Been Convenient To Be Gay. Just Because Of The Grooming, The Narcissism, Stuff Like That. But I Have This Kind Of Roaring Heterosexuality. Traditional, Uncomplicated Heterosexuality, An Almost Cliched Robin Askwith Thing.

My Life Is Just A Series Of Embarrassing Incidents Strung Together By Telling People About Those Embarrassing Incidents.

A Personality For The Incredibly Beautiful Can Be A Pointless Cargo.