A Personality For The Incredibly

And While We're On The Subject Of Ducks, Which We Plainly Are, The Story, 'the Ugly Duckling' Ought Be Banned As The Central Character Wasn't A Duckling Or He Wouldn't Have Grown Up Into A Swan. He Was A Cygnet.

You Shouldn't Eat Animals, It's Mean To Them.

There's No Biological Reason Why A Man Shouldn't Just Try To Have Sex With Every Woman He Meets - All Of Them Get Pregnant And Your Genetics Are Winning.

My Life Is Just A Series Of Embarrassing Incidents Strung Together By Telling People About Those Embarrassing Incidents.

I Struggle In These Situations Not To Let My Madness Govern Me, And To Let The Positive Aspects Of My Character Define My Life.