I Didn't Know How Babies

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

Doolittle Looked Just Like A Little Toy Soldier The First Time I Ever Saw Him.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

I Get Along With All The Women Singers, But Especially Dolly Parton. We Talk The Same Hillbilly Language.

The Night I Announced I Was Getting Married, Daddy Paced For Hours On The Porch.