I Did Drugs For 18

I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon [albarn]. I Hope They Catch Aids And Die.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I'm A Massive Fan Of The Stones, And I Don't Think Anybody Should Deny Them The Right To Carry On Making Music. I Just Wish They Wouldn't Wear Leggings.

Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having A Cup Of Tea In The Morning.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.