I'd Take A Bromo, But

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?