I’d Rather Have A Gay

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.