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I Love Food. I Mean, I Really Love Food. I Take Pictures Of My Finest, Funniest And Most Fascinating Dishes, Post Them On Twitter, And Send Them To Friends. I Treat Menus Like Classic Literature, Refusing To Skip Even One Word. I Read The Description Of Every Item, Regardless Of Whether Or Not I'm Interested In Eating It.

I'd Like To Do A Little Bit More Adventurous Tv. Maybe Showtime Or Hbo Or Just A Little Bit Edgier. But I Would Go Back To Nbc, Cbs, Whatever.

I Have Been Known To Go To The Grocery Store And Just Buy Pepperoni. There's Just Something Fantastic About Salty, Fatty Meats.

Apparently, Despite My Awareness Of Its Pejorative Connotation, Procrastinating Is Something I Fall Victim To Quite Frequently. I'm Not Proud Of It; I'm Just Being Honest.

Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Watching Episodes Of My Favorite Shows On Hulu And Reading The Daily Trash On Pagesix, But I Also Embrace The Opportunity To Settle Down With A Good Book And Let My Mind Travel To Another Place And Time.