I’d Like To Consider Ferrari

No, No, No. There's No Such Thing As Cheap And Cheerful. It's Cheap And Nasty & Expensive And Cheerful.

This Car Is More Fun Than The Entire French Air Force Crashing Into A Firework Factory.

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?