I'd Been Painting Rats For

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

I Tell Myself I Use Art To Promote Dissent, But Maybe I Am Just Using Dissent To Promote My Art. I Plead Not Guilty To Selling Out. But I Plead It From A Bigger House Than I Used To Live In.

Brandalism Any Advertisement In Public Space That Gives You No Choice Whether You See It Or Not Is Yours. It Belongs To You. It's Yours To Take, Rearrange And Re-use. Asking For Permission Is Like Asking To Keep A Rock Someone Just Threw At Your Head.

One Original Thought Is Worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.