I Couldn't Think Of One

There's A Palace In Your Head, Boy. Learn To Live In It Always.

I Loved Iron Man: Robert Downey Jr. Has Been And Probably Will Be My Favourite Actor For A Long Time…but Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Superman Returns And All The Others Feel A Little Like Saturday Morning Cartoons Next To The Carbon Black Glory That Is 'the Dark Knight.' Trust Me, *this* Is The Future Of This Sort Of Thing.

When ["wonder Woman" Creator William Moulton] Marston Died In 1947, They Got Rid Of The Pervy Elements, And Instantly Sales Plummeted. Wonder Woman Should Be The Most Sexually Attractive, Intelligent, Potent Woman You Can Imagine. Instead She Became This Weird Cross Between The Virgin Mary And Mary Tyler Moore That Didn't Even Appeal To Girls.

He Read Me Extracts From A Medical Journal Describing The Progress Of A Staphylococcus Aureus Infection. And Then He Pleasured Me With A Potato.

My Art School Rejection Letter Arrived As A Cold Manila Fist That Closed Around My Fragile Hopes ... The Fear Was Practically Edible. Nothing Would Happen Unless I Get Out And Make It Happen. Then, As If Handling Me The Keys To The Jet Pack, My Dad Bought Me A Typewriter And A Taped Message To The Inside Of Its Case: "son - The World Is Waiting To Hear From You".