I Couldn't Get The Laughter

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

I Always Had A Weak Chin Because We Couldn't Afford To Correct My Bite, Which Could Have Been Corrected With Braces. So The Chin Was Always Weak. And I Always Was - Kind Of Hated My Profile. And I Thought Wouldn't It Be Nice Someday To Feel The Rain On Your Chin Without Having To Look Up.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.