I Collect Fantasy Swords, Replicas

I Worship Nothing. Not A Good Lie Nor A Dark One. If Nature Is Proof Of God's Amazing Creation Then I Have Truly Seen The Light, And The Light Is Black. Nature Is Genius At Its Most Cruel And Savage. No Benevolent God Could Have Come Up With Such An Outrage.

It Seems No Matter What You Say And How Politically Correctly And Carefully You Say It, You Offend Someone. Or At Least I Always Do.

I Have One Brother, John, An Airline Pilot, Who Is Seven Years Younger. He's Adopted, Though We're Still Blood Related - He's My Cousin. My Parents Couldn't Have Any More Children After Me, So When Dad's Brother Died, They Adopted John, Then Just A Baby.

I'm Hopeless At Small Talk And Have A Problem Making Eye Contact.

I Was Always A Bit Different. I Had A Very Happy Childhood, But I Could Never Hang On To Mates.