I Collect Cars And Bikes.

Make No Mistake: Bob Ritchie's Up Early In The Morning Taking Pictures Of His Son On The First Day Of His Senior Year. Kid Rock Is Passed Out In A Hotel Room Somewhere With Four Scantily-clad Women.

I've Got Friends Who Didn't Vote. I Want To Smack Them Upside The Head.

Getting Married Was A Ball. Being Married Was... A Nightmare.

People In North Michigan Are Not Different At All From People In Southern Alabama. Trust Me, Someone Who's Spent A Lot Of Time In Both Places. They're All Hardworking, Simple People.

I'm Not A Greedy Man; There Really Is Nothing I Couldn't Live Without. But If There Was A Fire, And I Saved My Child And My Pets, I'd Be Happy.