I Certainly Do Not Consider

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.

Now That 'scrubs' Is Over, People Seem To Feel More Comfortable Telling Me That I Was A Total Douche To Them For The Past 8 Years. And The Whole Time I'm Thinking, 'who Are You?'

I Don't Think Restaurants Should Refuse To Serve Minority People. They Are Quite Tasty When Prepared Correctly.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.