I Can't Write At Night.

I Had Gone To The Bookstore, And While I Hadn't Bought Any Books On How To Write A Screenplay, I'd Bought A Couple Of Scripts So I Could See How The Formatting Works. I Just Needed To Know How A Hollywood Screenplay Looked On The Page, Which Was Something I Was Totally Unfamiliar With.

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

You Hear The Term "staying Grounded" A Lot When You're Coming Up In The Movie Industry And It's The One Word I Don't Really Understand Because It Implies Being Tethered Almost And I Don't Like That. Why Stay Grounded? You Might As Well Become A Complete Eccentric, Float Off Into The Sky And Burn Yourself On The Sun And Go Crazy.

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.