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The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.