I Can't Take A Well-tanned

You Can't Make The Duchess Of Windsor Into Rebecca Of Sunnybrook Farm. The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Kind.