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As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I Don't Rate Anyone Particularly Highly Because I'm So Snide And Competitive And Not Very Nice.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I Think My Siblings Sometimes Have To Defend Me Within Their Social Circles - They Are Both Barristers.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.