I Cannot Write As Well

Once Again, I Was Reminded That Tally Was The Prettiest Girl I'd Ever Met, And When She Smiled At Me My Mind Went Blank. Once You've Seen A Pretty Girl Naked, You Feel A Certain Attachment To Her.

I Don't Even Know What A Serious Literary Critic Is.

The Coffee Arrives, And We Backslide Into What Lawyers Do Best---talking About Other Lawyers.

Ricky Had Taught Me A Few Cuss Words. I Usually Practiced Them In The Woods By The River, Then Prayed For Forgiveness As Soon As I Was Done.

We Learned After The First Semester In Law School That It's Best Never To Discuss Exams. If Notes Are Compared Afterwards, You Become Painfully Aware Of Things You Missed.