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The Coffee Arrives, And We Backslide Into What Lawyers Do Best---talking About Other Lawyers.

I'm Being Followed So Much I'm Causing Traffic Jams.

Critics Should Find Meaningful Work.

The Company Later Went Broke, And Of Course All Blame Was Directed At The Lawyers. Not Once Did I Hear Any Talk That Maybe A Trace Of Mismanagement Could In Any Way Have Contributed To The Bankruptcy.

And They Drank Heavily, Partied With Great Enthusiasm, And Relished The Drug Culture; They Moved In And Out And Slept Around, And This Was Okay Because They Defined Their Own Morality. They Were Fighting For The Mexicans And The Redwoods, Dammit! They Had To Be Good People!